The Clown

Author: MCToilet

Date: January 15, 2004

by MCToilet
1-15-04
Hello, I'm Rapey The Clown, will you let me inside?
Oi eh I dint order no clown like
That's okay, I'm a free service, I go round and please kids with my jolly japes and jokes
Aye alreet come in
Let's get this straight, you let a man claiming to be a clown into your house, and he kidnapped your daughter? How gullible are you?!
I wish he'd go, I want to watch QVC, there's some really good deals on that channel