Christ almighty...

Author: MC_Pee_Pants

Date: February 9, 2003

by MC_Pee_Pants
2-09-03
Yes hello my friend!! Welcome to Hakeem's Hummus Emporium, How may I serve you?
Er, yeah... Say, don't you have any self respect sir? Taking this horrible steriotypical job?
Oh my goody goodness I do not know what you speak of, friend!!
Um, you know Hakeem isn't looking, right?
WTF...
Jesus! Thank FUCK! Hey help me pull this beard off please, the glue is murder...
Sure thing pal.