GOT A GREAT CONDOM

Author: MISTER_FART

Date: February 6, 2003

by MISTER_FART
2-06-03
IT WAS A COLD WINTERS DAY
HEY GUESS WHAT, I FOUDN THIS SUPER COOL CONDOME!!!, WANT TO USE IT??
TALK TO THE HAND
IT WAS A RAINY SPRING DAY
HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP ME MAKE EFFECTINVE USE OF THIS SEXUAL PARAPHANALIA??
THINK PRACTICALLY, NOT LINEARLY
IT WAS A SUNNY SUMMERS DAY
MAYBE I WILL JUST USE THIS GREAT CONDOM WITH SOMEONE ELSE >:>:
OH SHITCAKES, YOU NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS A "GREAT" CONDOM :):):)