OFFICE POLITICS

Author: MISTER_FART

Date: April 29, 2003

by MISTER_FART
4-29-03
ANY ORDINARY DAY AT THE EMMIT OFFICE
PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO LOVE THIS NEW FORMAT ISNT IT GREAT HOW WE ARE NOTHING LIKE THE OLD EMIT THAT COMPLETELY SUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MY ASS!!
YEHA I KNOW, OUR NAME IS EVEN THE SAME, PEOPLE WILL NEVER CORRELATE US WITH BEING SHIT EATERS AGAIN!!!
NOW THAT WE ARE HIP AND COOL AND INDIE I BET WE CAN GET AWAY WITH MORE STUFF
YEAH, I BET I COULD SAY, WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE BIG DAY OUT AND PUT IN PICTURES OF TITS AND EVERYTHING
DIDNT THE OLD EMIT ALREADY DO THAT JOKE??
SHUTUP FUCKFACE