NOT ALL GAY COWBOYS ARE NECESSARILY FUCKING GAY FAGGETS

Author: MISTER_FART

Date: March 31, 2004

by MISTER_FART
3-31-04
Derrick the gay cowboy was has recently involved in a messy breakup with his boyfriend after his moustache became dismembered after a fight involving lasoos and pistols
IM ALL FOR BEING A STEREOTYPE, BUT DONT YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING IT A LITTLE TOO FAR??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT GORGEOUS???
after the tragic loss of the moustache gay cowboy realised that the only thing making him gay was his gay moustache
I MEAN THE WHOLE GAY COWBOY THING,
BUT IM NOT EVEN GAY SWEETY PIE!!
and since the loss of the moustache only thinks about having sex with boys only on the weekends
YEAH RIGHT???
OKAY THEN, THEN WHY DONT I HAVE A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA (LETS HAVE SEX)