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by MYstIC_G
9-25-01
What happens after the apocalypse.....
I'm bored
why?
Well now everybody is dead what the hell am I supposed to do all day?
Why don't you do all the things that you've always wanted to but never got to
Because we've spent eternity killing all the fine looking women & I'm not becoming a necrophile
Bollocks

 

by MYstIC_G
9-25-01
Silence is golden.....
Why is it so damn quiet?
What the hell kinda question is that?
What do you mean?
Its quiet because we've killed everybody you moron
.....

 

by MYstIC_G
9-28-01
Programing for Dummies: Death Edition
right so if I just run this now.....
Loading.....
so far so good.....
Hello World.....
Perfect
..... and Goodbye

 

by MYstIC_G
9-28-01
BDT (Brothers Dead Technologies) launch E-Death(TM)
Dear smeg head, forward this e-mail to 20 of your friends within an hour or die
You've got Mail
You've got to be kidding me. That can't be real, can it?
Ah sod it, into the Trash Can with that.....
Oh crap
So, Quick & Clean or Brutal & Bloody?

 

by MYstIC_G
9-29-01
Welcome to the DBT Customer Service Department.....
I'm very sorry sir, I'll get right on that.
Excuse me but I scheduled a Cremation for this morning and it's not been done.
You did say you'd scheduled a Cremation sir.....
Arragh, what the fuck.....
..... where problems can be just swept away
Oops
IT WAS FOR SUPPOSED TO BE FOR MY GRANDMOTHER

 

by MYstIC_G
10-22-01
A Meeting with the Boss
No why?
Do you know why I've summoned you here?
Yeah, and....
I'm God. I created everything, Heaven, Hell, Earth, I even created you
Hell No, I love telling the "Creator of Everything can't undo a knot" story to people
So will you PLEASE let me down already

 

by MYstIC_G
5-02-02
A brothers gotta work sometime.....
Ya know, sometimes it really sucks to be me
Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking, how can killing people for a living not be fun
But the paperwork for these three is gonna take me days..... *sigh*

 

by MYstIC_G
3-18-03
The Brothers Dead: Investments Plc
Here at TBD Investments, we work hard to ensure that Death(TM) will have a long and prosperous future
We recruit at an early age, so we can turn this.....
Call TBD Investments now! for a brochure
..... into this.

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