Without Warning #9 - Pizza Daze... get it? Daze! ahahaha.

Author: Mack_J

Date: September 29, 2002

by Mack_J
9-29-02
In a local franchise of an oddly familiar multi-national pizza franchise.
Thank you for calling Pizza Barn. Can I get your order?
Yeah, I'd like a large pepperoni!
Okay, I need your social security number, blood type, and the names and adresses of the last 3 people you've had sex with...
Sure, no problem.
Oh, and your phone number.
Oh, I don't really like to give that out...