Sam's club

Author: MadMaestro

Date: August 5, 2003

by MadMaestro
8-05-03
Arrival
Welcome to Sam's Club how may I help you?
Well, for starters you could get the hell away from me.
Departure
May I search your pants for stolen merchandise?
If you care that much there is a guy stealing a knife from the camping department...
I really must insist you drop your pants
...and useing it to cut the security tags off of clothes in the men's department.