Pissed Off guide to what not to before a date

Author: MadMaestro

Date: August 19, 2003

by MadMaestro
8-19-03
We're late! how long is this gonna take?
Gimme a minute I'm almost done.
And as it emerges from the depths...
Ok, how do I look?
AHHHH! EESA GODZEELA, RUNNN!!!
Shut the fuck up