Metal Mates

Author: MadMan

Date: October 7, 2001

by MadMan
10-07-01
We, who are not as others!...Call me the Wizard!
Hhmmm? A place where I can get laid ALL the time...c'mon Bimbeeni, THINK!
Hi, I'm Glasswalker. I'm into metal, tattoos, piercings, playing guitar and not getting laid...can't you tell?
Glasswalker, clean yer teeth, put on yer best clobber, tonite's the nite, I take you out fer a nobber! Ollie will get ya laid!
I'm Buckcherry's Gal, I like rock 'n' fuckin roll baby!...and ice-cream! GEE! My hair smells terrific!
They call me Mark, because I leave my mark wherever I go. I was born on the 6th day, of the 6th month, of the 6th year of creation...NOW FUCK OFF!