Death at ION Storm #1

Author: MagFlare

Date: September 26, 2001

by MagFlare
9-26-01
One dark night at ION Storm...
HELLO. I COME FOR THE ONE THEY CALL... WARREN SPECTOR.
AGH! Please don't kill me, Mister Death. I promise I'll...
DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, BRIEF MORTAL? I BRING SWEET RELEASE TO THE ONE COMPETENT EMPLOYEE HERE. I HAVE NOT COME FOR YOU.
In that case, let me take you to his office. Say, do you want in on the Daikatana 2 beta test? I'm sure I could dig you up a copy.
...WHILE IT IS AGAINST THE RULES FOR ME TO PASS JUDGEMENT UPON YOU, I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO BUST YOU UP OLD-SCHOOL.
Do you have any opinions on the subject of frogs? Me, I can't get enough of 'em.