Death at ION Storm #2

Author: MagFlare

Date: September 26, 2001

by MagFlare
9-26-01
Death visits ION Storm to take the life of their sole competent employee...
Warren Spector is right through this door, Mister Death. Try not to be too messy-- I'm getting a new bargeload of employees next week, and I'd like the place to be tidy when they arrive.
WHATEVER. JUST LET ME DO MY JOB, BITCH.
I HAVE COME FOR YOU, WARREN SPECTOR.
No! Not yet! There's so much left to be done!
LOVELY SENTIMENT, BUT TAKE IT FROM ME, WARREN-- I'M AN ETERNAL BEING WITH NIGH-LIMITLESS POWER, AND -I- WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DRAG ION STORM'S REPUTATION OUT OF THE MUD.
I haven't even gotten around to teaching Paul Steed about girls!