Birthdayness.

Author: Magenta

Date: June 8, 2003

by Magenta
6-08-03
Derek felt guilty- he knew that he shouldn't judge Bob on his appearance, but sometimes it was too much to bear.
Omigod! We swapped round!
I couldn't bear to look into those eyes of pure Evil for any longer. I'm sorry, Bob.
Being in such close quarters, 24/7, Bob and Derek sometimes came to blows over Bob's personal hygiene.
He knows I find it hard to admit I have a problem... *sob*
If it helps, I can just about bear to see the back of your neck...Eeew, it's hairy!?
Bob decided he couldn't cope with Derek's uncaring attitude anymore...So the writer introduced blue lighting for dramatic effect...
That's it! I'm leaving you!
OH GOD! How will I go on...?! *wail*