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by MaggieBob
3-25-04
This is Suzy Normal
All The World's A Stage...
And One Man In His Life Plays Many Parts...
Billy may have been a genuis, but he was dull... where's my TV guide?

 

by MaggieBob
3-25-04
We've not been properly introduced. I'm Suzy Normal
I listen to bad 80's pop music, recreate works of art on my jeans, and my favourite ice-cream is black cherry
This is my friend Liam. He doesn't like anything
Except black nail varnish...

 

by MaggieBob
3-25-04
Suzy Has Just Adopted A New Pet, Derrick
DERRICK! Where are you?
Derrick Is An Ant
Down here!
...
La cuceracha! La cuceracha!
Ants don't make very interesting pets

 

by MaggieBob
3-25-04
Suzy took Derrick for a walk
Mmmm, grass!
Mmmm, grass!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
*wimper*
Would you stop singing that bloody song!

 

by MaggieBob
3-25-04
But When Suzy Got Home...
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Damn Derrick! He's got that song stuck in my head now!
...
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
*mwahahahahaha!*

 

by MaggieBob
3-25-04
This One Needs Some Explaining!
See, I made Suzy sing that song so much, her head exploded!
This One Needs Some Explaining!
See, I made Suzy sing that song so much, her head exploded!
This One Needs Some Explaining!
See, I made Suzy sing that song so much, her head exploded!

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
Okay, something funny happened there, let's talk to the author...
Well, umm, see, I was trying to.. um... show how important the scene was, and... um... that's why I showed it three times... um... yeh, deep like that...
Pft! You just screwed up! Let's get on with my story!
So... Derrick Has An Evil Plan
I have an evil plan....
.... to take over the world!
La cucaracha! La cucaracha!

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
Hey Liam!
Hi Derrick! Is Suzy in?
No! I exploded her brain, and now I shall do the same to you. La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
Pft! Why am I talking to an ant?
One *squish* later!
I'm going to buy some ice-cream

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
Hello! Welcome to Sqeezies! How can I help you?
Umm, yeh, I'll have a double scoop summer fruits ice-cream please!
Mmmm, ice-cream!
Wait a minute!
I didn't ask for strawberry sauce!

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
Music: Sweet Dreams
Music: The Macarena
Music: Heart Of Glass

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
I like black nail varnish
So do I!
Bet You Weren't Expecting That!

 

by MaggieBob
3-27-04
Are You Fed Up Of Evil Squirrels Starting Fires In Your Neighbourhoor?
*mwahahahahaha*
Ouch! It Burns!
Then Buy Insta-Sea 2000, And Put Out Fires, While Drowning Unwanted Squirrels
Oh Dear! Not Insta-Sea 2000
Insta-Sea 2000... Just Add Water!
Help! I'm Drowning!
Psssssssssss!

 

by MaggieBob
3-31-04
Step Inside The Mind Of Liam...
... Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often...
Hi! I'm Keith
... Well, Actually... Never...

 

by MaggieBob
3-31-04
So, this dyslexic man walks into a bra
*cough*
You Suck!

 

by MaggieBob
3-31-04
Hey Suzy.... I thought you were dead?
No, see Derrick told you my head exploded, but what had actually happened was I had sneezed very badly. Nothing a few weeks rest in hospital didn't fix
Hang on... I you thought I was dead... why are you in my room?
I came to steal your nail varnish.

 

by MaggieBob
3-31-04
Well, now that I'm not dead, I guess I'll be reclaiming this comic
Well, actually, I was quite enjoying having a comic about me, it gave me a purpose in life
Yeh, whatever, don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Hmmm... now what will I do with my life?
That's what he thinks - La cucaracha! La cucaracha!
*sigh* I can't belive Suzy came back. Mind you, at least Derrick is still dead

 

by MaggieBob
3-31-04
So, faithful readers... all... both of you... you must decide! Who would you like to see more of?
In the red corner - Suzy Normal
And in the blue corner, Liam... ummm.... Liam!

 

by MaggieBob
4-20-04
So, one will go, and one will stay. But will it be Liam...
... Or Suzy?
The Public Has Spoken!
Liam! Liam Liam!
Liam! Liam! Liam! Liam!

 

by MaggieBob
9-07-04
We find out what Liam has been up to since his triumphant victory...
#And on today's episode of "Housewife Affair"...#
CLICK!
#Eh-Oh#
CLICK!
I need to get out more.
#Here we see the lesser spotted stickleback using his impressive wingspan to attract a mate#

 

by MaggieBob
9-07-04
For a change of pace, Liam goes to visit his grandmother
#whistles#
Hey, weird pale guy, what are you doing here?
You were expecting what? A big bad wolf?

 

by MaggieBob
9-08-04
Liam Is Distracted By Many Things On His Way To Grandma's...
...
...
YOU... DON'T... BELONG... HERE...

 

by MaggieBob
8-31-06
Meanwhile, at Grandma's House...
There he is boys!
I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling granny!
Hey Grandma - what happened here?
The man from next door had a little fight with the postman.

 

by MaggieBob
8-31-06
After a little bit of a clean up, and a nice cup of tea...
It's so nice to see you after all this time, Liam
Yeh, sorry it took me so long to get here
Why was that dear?
I'm not sure, I think the animator just forgot about me for a while
Oh...
I wonder if Grandma has any nail varnish

 

by MaggieBob
3-17-07
While at Grandma's, Liam makes a new friend
Can I tag along with you to work?
Uh-huh!
You work with dead people?
Uh-huh!
Well, what else are you gonna do with them?
Can we paint their nails?
Uh-huh!

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