Life Hates Lenny ........#3

Author: MagusMachine

Date: February 4, 2003

by MagusMachine
2-04-03
Lenny, I called you here because I needed to tell you something...
You're gay arn't you? I always thought you were since you "accidently" sat on my hand.
What?! No I'm not gay! .... Your bike got stolen from me while I borrowed it is all.
Oh, I don't give a shit, I stole a bike that looks just like mine!
..... err..... Hey... why did you think I was gay before you assumed something else?
Most straight men don't have posters of Brad Pitt shirtless on their walls.