God's a John Wayne Fan

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: August 25, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
8-25-16
Hey pops, where exactly did you aim the Italian earthquake?
Just a little northeast of Rome!
Oh no! Here He goes. Now I'm sorry I asked!
Hey!!! That reminds me....*singing* "Where the river is winding, big hunks of debris they're finding, NORTH, to Armitice..."
He always gets this way right after he watches "North to Alaska".
..."They crossed the Volturno River, just a little North East of Rome...way up North...way up..North..."