Identity Crisis

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: September 14, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
9-14-16
Bless me Father for I...
Mr. _d_bacon? Is that YOU?
Uh...me? Uh...no...what makes you ask THAT?
Because it smells like a pig sty in here since you entered!
And YOU thought my computer was a smart ass!
Should I continue in Pig Latin?