Oh Brother!

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: September 20, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
9-20-16
So, Jon Benet, it appears they've named your killer.
About friggin time, don't ya think?
True, true. So your brother killed you over a piece of pineapple, eh?
You know that ain't true. You know EVERYTHING! You know what REALLY went down.
They'll NEVER tell the public the truth about why he killed you. They're sticking with the "pineapple" story!
I guess you're right! Who'd actually believe I caught him choking the chicken to midget porn, anyway?