A Mullah Without Moolah

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: September 24, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
9-24-16
Welcome to Bank One...I'm Barry! And you are....?
It's complicated! I'd like to open an account but I have no money. Now make it snappy!
So you won't tell me your name and you have no funds, yet you expect me to jump through hoops to serve you, eh?
Oh.....and I'm a Muslim!
Well then, why didn't you say so, sir? I'll rush through your paperwork immediately, eh?
These damn Canadians are push-overs!