"Shrinkage" The Final Solution

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: September 29, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
9-29-16
Thanks for calling "Suicide Hotline".
You hung up on me.........AGAIN!
Because you can't be helped.
There must be somewhere you can suggest where I can get results.
I already told you 1000 times. It's in Oregon and called "Death Valley". They'll fix you right up but you gotta pay in advance and.....
I know, I know! I gotta be a resident for at least 30 days first.