Trump's Pre-Xmas Blow Out

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: November 17, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
11-17-16
What's THAT, you little leprechaun dwarf?
It's a congratulatory gift from the Muslim Brotherhood, your majesty!
Crap! Another clock, I'll bet! Send it back to "Dollar Tree".
But why do you think it's a clock, your majesty?
Cause the damned thing is ticking, that's why. What else could it possibly be, you moron? Hey! Pick that up!