Wish Granted!

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: November 19, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
11-19-16
At home with Paul the Pedophile...
What the hell? You some kinda Fairy or sumpin?
That's exactly what I am and I'm here to grant you a wish. Anything you want.
Hot diggity-dog! Anything, huh? Then...I wanna be a "fly on the wall" in a kindergarten bathroom at a rich white kid's school!
Your wish is my COMMAND!
*ZAP*
Damn fairy bitch done took me literal!
Teacher, TEACHER, help!