Keep it Down!

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: December 2, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
12-02-16
In the kitchen of "Chez ragu_d_bacon"
What's cookin, d_bacon? *sniff, sniff* Is it the "other" white meat?
I'll wager you have to look UP to see a snake's belly! Right?
A bit touchy today, aren't we?
You never validate my worth. I want a little respect around here!
Oh shit! Here comes that Aretha Franklin crap....
"What you want, baby I got it! What you need, you know I got it! All you got to do to me is...sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to...