8 Going On 28

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: December 15, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-16
A California kid visits London......
Are the streets here in England safe officer?
Positively, little Missy!
Ya mean, no pedophiles, no sodomists, no anal rapists, no gang bangs, no.....
Absolutely NO CHANCE of that happening to you, young lady! Never fear! I am here!
Screw THAT! I'm going back to America where a girl can have some real fun!
Blimey...Yank tourists!