Getting the "Perfect" Tree

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: December 24, 2016

by Makin_d_bacon
12-24-16
Tree Shopping with rags & d_bacon...
And why have you brung us out here?
You want a Christmas tree, right d_bacon? Well a guy here sells em, dirt cheap!
Is this even legal? This is private property. Where is this guy?
Behind ya. He's the sensitive type so don't be too confrontational.
Sometimes a little blood has gotta be shed to get the "perfect" tree! You got a problem wit dat?
ME? No way! Pay the nice man, rags!