Awkward

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: January 17, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
1-17-17
Hey honey, I found this in your nightstand.
So? It's a carrot. What's the big deal?
A carrot?
Of course. Why would you think it's anything else?
Because it was making moaning noises & vibrating like hell till the 3 batteries fell out. And where has it been? It smells like...
...like pee or poop, I bet.