Not What You Expected?

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: January 18, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
1-18-17
I'm sorry young man but the tests show you're infested with the crabs.
But that's not possible. She assured me she's clean!
A week earlier, right after sex...
Positively...you were the only one baby...the ONLY one!
I had to ask. A guy can't be TOO sure these days.
...and an hour earlier than THAT...
Remember, get the whole family and burrow in deep.
Here come our human taxis now!