The Ungrateful Wife

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: January 27, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
1-27-17
Happy birthday!
Flowers? FLOWERS, you knothead? You know I'm allergic.
Sorry. I'll return them.
See that you do, dumbass...and get me something I NEED!
Later that day....
THAT"S my gift? What's it for, numb-nuts? Do I NEED it?
You will! It's for your head which I'm about to lop off, bitch!