Today Only

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: February 14, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
2-14-17
After 6pm.... today only at Burger King!
May I help you?
Yeah, bitch. Gimme one o dem cheap ass "Adult" Happy Meals!
Would you like the blindfold, the feather wand or the head massager?
They all be's crap, anyway! Gimme one o each!
You got me THREE gifts for Valentines Day? I am SO lucky!
You got DAT right, woman! Now lemme shove dis here "Whopper" in yo mouf!