The Ego Trip

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: March 28, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
3-28-17
Just fill this out. I'll then be better able to make my diagnosis.
Sure thing, Doc. I gotta know what's causing this.
15 minutes later
It says here that, aside from your obviously odd genetic make-up, you have eaten 20 pounds of "Bugles Snacks" daily for the past 10 years!
So? What's THAT got to do with my issue?
Well, I just assumed the issue was your body struct....
What are you...some kinda quack? My issue is..."Why am I so damned handsome?"