A New Trend

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: April 6, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
4-06-17
The "Groceraunt".....
Welcome to "Whole Foods" your NEW "Groceraunt"!
"Groceraunt"? Ya'll mean I kin eat shit here while I shop?
Absolutely, sir! Sip wine as you peruse our many aisles and then sit down for a nice seafood meal at the Oyster Bar before leaving!
Sheeee-it! Fuck DAT! I ain't sharing my "Ripple" wit no goll darned, half drunk oysters
I knew opening a franchise in Redneck, Mississippi was a bad idea!