He's not THAT stupid!

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: April 16, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
4-16-17
George, get off your lazy ass & call somebody to fix the garage door.
Who should I call?
Hell...use the internet, stupid. Call anyone you want, but it better be fixed by the time I get off work.
Of course, honeybun!
You must be George! I'm Bambi from "getitup.com". You called?
Right this way, Bambi. I'll meet you in the bedroom right after I change a fuse in the Garage.