Broke-Balls Mountain

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: June 16, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
6-16-17
Welcome to the "Broke Balls Dude Ranch", ma'am ! I'm Tex. And you are...?
My friends call me Daisy...but you can call me anytime!
Aw gee ma'am, that's mighty nice of ya'll but I can't fraternize...
Oh c'mon Tex, take me round back and wrangle ME like the cow-poker I know you are!
...but news travels fast......
Honest babe, ...I got no idea how she knew!
Likely story, you no good man-whore!