Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: July 18, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
7-18-17
You can pay this ticket online if you wish! Points will be assessed.
I's rather not. How bout I pay it now?
Oh?
That's what that "C" note is for clipped to my license! So, you see, the ticket isn't needed!
But, alas......
Just my luck to get a speeding ticket from an "honest" cop! I thought they went extinct!
Keep talkin like THAT pal, and I think they might find a kilo of smack in yer trunk!