New York Night Life

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: July 24, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
7-24-17
Jon didn't know the gay bar was "S&M"
Uh...interesting haircut, fella! Do it yourself?
Actually, I stuck my head under a power mower!
And...uh...why on earth would you do THAT?
Because, if you MUST know, it was out of necessity! I glued my hands to the armpits of my long underware!
Of course! How silly of me! I'll just be going now.
You're not leaving, are you? The drawing is in 5 minutes! The winner gets to put his cock in a blender!