Coming of Age in Mayfield...

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: August 29, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
8-29-17
...U.S.A. circa 1960's
You called me, dad?
Yes Wally. I'm afraid Beaver is starting to test his boundaries in risky ways.
Jeepers, dad...what makes ya say THAT?
Right now he's with that sexual deviant Eddie Haskel & there's no telling what he's hearing!
...and then I bent your mom over the kitchen table & packed her fudge so tight that she got a sore throat yelling..."Gimme MORE"!
That's neat-o, Eddie! Lumpy Rutherford says he loves it when you do that to HIM, too!