All That Jizz

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: November 9, 2017

by Makin_d_bacon
11-09-17
Are you the notorious "Sir Cum Size" I've been hearing about?
Yes, my liege! Formerly known as E. Jack Ulation!
Not to be confused with the ever popular "Sir Cums-a-lot"?
May it never be, Sire! However there is yet a third party behind you...
I'm from Tucumcari, New Mexico your kinglyness!
You are henceforth to be know in my realm as "SIR Two-Cum-Carry"!