The Bare Facts

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: February 13, 2018

by Makin_d_bacon
2-13-18
Inside Chez ragu/d_bacon......
d-bacon, do you realize there is an element out there that puts your I.Q. into question?
I.Q.? What the heck is THAT, ragsy baby?
Your I.Q. measures your "smarts"!
Oh! Like a pain meter, huh? I'll tell ya right now NOTHING smarted more than when I caught my weiner in the zipper of my pants.
But you never even WEAR pants anymore!
Sometimes one needs to outsmart that which makes him smart. Ergo, I go pantless.