Approval Rating 51% (Fake News)

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: February 27, 2018

by Makin_d_bacon
2-27-18
That's correct, Principal! I would have run into your school even if I didn't have a gun to protect myself.
Geez Mr. President, that's so brave of you.
Everyone should feel safer knowing I'm here to protect you from evil no matter if it costs me my life!
Yeah! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
But meanwhile, backstage....
Ok, he's right where we want him. Center stage, milking the applause. Now DON'T MISS!
This'll be so much fun I may do it pro-bono!