Irresistible

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: March 15, 2018

by Makin_d_bacon
3-15-18
In the cell of Joran van der Sloot...
How many marriage proposals in the mail today?
None today, van der Sloot!
That's odd. I usually get at least 20 per day! The world is still filled with "Dummies", ya know!
True that!
So where are all my proposals?
Maybe if they started letting WOMEN write you..