Mamma's Boy

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: March 23, 2018

by Makin_d_bacon
3-23-18
Look...you wanna learn "Self Defense" or NOT?
I don't see why. Mother gets me out of any trouble because I'm SPECIAL!
Listen up! I've been paid to train you, so pick up the damned knife and let's get it on!
There has to be a way...I'VE GOT IT!
Oh shit! Now here comes the "I've got a headache" routine!
Hold on. I feel woozy! It must be my deadly allergy to "mandated aggression"!