Contests XVI: Ye Gods

Author: Malathion

Date: March 26, 2001

by Malathion
3-26-01
Lesser Known Hindu Gods, Part 1: Veshram, the God of Interior Design
Fear not, for Lo, I bring marvelous draperies of great bliss.
And not too expensive.
Lingramastramanan, the Goddess of Fast Food
This cheeseburger guarantees that your karmic state will reincarnate you as a new strain of foot-and-mouth disease, you heathen.
That'll be $5.74 at the second window. And I don't take checks.
Chhevestimith, the God of Poor Lumbar Support
I don't get it.