Theology 1: Existence without a creator

Author: Malathion

Date: April 11, 2001

by Malathion
4-11-01
Where have you been, Malathion? We missed you.
Well, SHE missed you, anyway.
Sorry, girls. I thought this site was lowpass.COM and thought that it had been shut down since I couldn't get to it.
Oh! That's reasonable.
Reasonable? REASONABLE??!? What do you think we do when you're not here? We were stuck, silent, in Limbo these last weeks while you were off misremembering something.
Didn't other people use you while I was gone?
Ha! No. Those are different asiangirls that other people use in their strips.
"USE" us? There HAS to be a better word than that. How demeaning.