God Writes Home

Author: Man_Eater

Date: June 8, 2002

by Man_Eater
6-08-02
...Meanwhile in hell...
...the farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell, high hoe the dar...
You got a letter sir..
What does it say?
It says.... "Dear Satan, We screwed up. It turns out organized religion actually CAUSES eternal suffering. Who would have thought?...
I KNEW IT!!
"... because of this fact, I'm writing to inform you that I have sent Marilyn Manson to deprogram the youth and destroy the old. Thank you for your co-operation, Peace Out, God.."