ShowBiz Sucks

Author: Man_Eater

Date: June 26, 2002

by Man_Eater
6-26-02
Tough times in Tinsel Town...
Spare change for a poor out of work actor?.... c'mon, all I want is a lousy hamburger!.... 'cuse me, sir do you have any spare change?
Sure kid, but why are you so down?
Poor Roger....
Ever since Man_Eater cast me as Fred Durst in the "Jonathan's party" series, my girlfriend left me, my cat died, my car blew up...
Wow... that's funny... cause ever since Man_Eater cast me as Jonathan Davis, the chicks have been all over me like flies on shit... I'm loving this!!
Fuck you all!!!
What an asshole!! I hate that guy!!
It's okay kid, Man_Eater forced me to sing Eminem.... what a bitch!