Hostile Negotiations

Author: Man_Eater

Date: June 26, 2002

by Man_Eater
6-26-02
Hey Roger, I heard you were talking shit about me.
Damn straight!! You ruined my life!! My Girlfriend left me, my cat died, my car blew up. No chicks will talk to me, and I have no money!!...
.... and it's all because you cast me as Fred Durst in that stupid comic!!! I fucking hate you!!! Whore!!
Well... I'm willing to work on this relationship... what are your demands?
The begining of the End...
For Starters, I want a public announcement made that I am NOT FRED DURST!! and in the next strip I want a sex slave!! and I want to get all the chicks from now on!!
Fuck!