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by Marchocias
6-13-03
Greetings Earthling. I have brought you here to show you the wonders of the universe so that you may better understand the meaning of your existence. And to shag you roughly up the arse.
Ha ha ha!
Ha! You crazy aliens and your sense of humour!
Seriously, take your fucking pants off NOW.

 

by Marchocias
6-13-03
See you next year lads.

 

by Marchocias
6-13-03
Hi, I'm Bob. I start today in the damnation administration department.
Oh yes - Bob! Good to see you.
First things first. I'm going to show you my true form in all it's satanic glory. Brace yourself.
Please change back before I turn around.

 

by Marchocias
6-13-03
Welcome to Burger Pimp. Can I take your order?
I'd like a Halle Berry look-a-like, dressed in thigh boots and a leather thong. And I want her smeared all over with peanut butter.
Would you like fries with that?
Yes.

 

by Marchocias
6-13-03
I'm doomed. How could this situation possibly get any worse?
Oh , right.

 

by Marchocias
6-13-03
Hahahahaha! At last - I have created the physical embodiment of Linux! Arise, my creation! ARISE!
You wish.
Is that a burnt bonsai tree in your hand?

 

by Marchocias
6-16-03
I've been wandering the desert searching for the secrets of my soul for days. Surely a spirit guide should have come to me by now...?
I see you're trying to find inner enlightenment. I can help you with that. Do you wish to run the Spiritual Journey Wizard?

 

by Marchocias
6-16-03
You staring at me? Stop it! Stop staring!
Not gonna stop, eh? Well, I can stare too. I can outstare you, you pansy!
Four days later...
Man, he's good.

 

by Marchocias
6-23-03
Hi, I'm Bob. I start today as the new bull.
Oh yes - Bob! Good to see you.
Get changed into the costume, then a group of men on horses will stab you with thin spears...
This is still better than my job at Burger King.
Then, as you bleed to death, I'll come at you with a sword and impale you through the chest - killing you outright.

 

by Marchocias
6-23-03
Never fear citizen - CAPTAIN POTATO IS HERE!
So... Need any potatoes?
Not really.
Well... If you do need some potatoes... be sure to use the Potato Signal at the grocers.
Please go now.

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