All comics by MareOctavius

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
So this is it, I'm John Jon. I don't know how I actually faced all these things and stuff you're seeing now..and got out of them safe.. you know girlfriend troubles and such..
Alright, thank you. The show please.
Wait, I still got something to point. Don't do this at home.
What is that supposed to mean?
Well, I dunno. But I wanna say something!

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Hi. I'm Johnson Jonathan Jr.
Err.. sir.. how about we call you John Jon?
Well, OK. Is this the ship that I should be on right now?
How shall I know sir? This is the voyage to Hell.
Err.. good. But are you sure that there is a place called Hell? That is non-scientifitic.
Yes, sir. There's a place called Hell. We'll be there by 2 hours.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Later after 15 minutes
Seems like Hell is a tropical place. That is the reason of the increasing of the temprature as we get closer. I hope I don't have any sickness from this load of heat.
Hello, slave. What do you want before going to Hell?
Really.. this load of heat actually started getting me some disease, mental disease, I'm starting to see weird creatures!
Hello? I'm talking to you here! Pay attention! Slave! John! John! John! John! John! Mr. Jon! Mr. Jon! Mr. Jon! Mr. Jon! Slave! Slave! Slave! Slave! Slave! SLAAAAVE!! Human! Human! HUUMANNN!!
Yeah? Are you real, Mr. Demon?

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
45 minutes on the trip
Hello, I'm John Jon, and I've been wondering where does Hell geographically exist..
Huh? Are you a dummy?! Dunno where Hell is?
Well, by religions, Hell is believed to be in the Underworld or up in the sky or-
Alright, cut it out, passenger! When we arrive, you'll never want to know where it is!
Why not? I mean, the Humans have an instinct in them that they need to know everything that could be possible to be known..
Shut up already!

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
1.5 hours on the trip
Sir, why is everybody harsh here?
It's a trip to Hell: A good answer.
Well.. sir.. as we are both intelligent-
Huh..?
I thought.. uh.. you might uh... like my original look..

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
2 hours on the trip
What a weird trip.. I hope I find some nice guys in "Hell".
BOOO! Voyage for Hell passengers! Get off the ship by the ladders to reach Hell! Don't ever return to this ship!
10 minutes later in Hell..
Wow! It's really hot in here! I guess Nelly was here when he performed that song!
Follow me, to Lord Satan, human!
Aren't you a human, too?
Shut up and follow me.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
10 minutes later
The Great Lord Satan is a bunny?!
Oh snap! I forgot changing my Easter clothes!
Alright..
Don't go away! I'm just going to change clothes!
You look just like the religions said about you!
Fuck 'em all. Now prepare to death, human.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Before you do that exciting move of killing! I have a wish that you could do to me, Mr. Satan!
What the heck would be that wish?
Alright... tell me.. where did you get that costume from?
Err.. the internet. Why?
Nothing much! Just curious! So long! See ya! Bye bye!
Fuck. Another one escapes. God was so right when he told me I suck for this.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Satan trying to report to God an escape of an another victim
Jesus! Outta my way! I have to report something to God!
Someone else escaped?
Err.. yeah. How did you know?
I just know it. As a record, this is the 100th human that escapes from Hell. Congratulations!
God. You're really boring.
Don't say dad's name like that, Satan. You're just mad because he never gives you a promotion.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
I should be careful of what might happen here.. I've actually seen Satan! I hope there's nothing worse than that.
Hehe. Fucker.
What the...? The annoying clip in the Microsoft in Hell?
HA! Bill Gates did it! Not me! He made me lame!
This is exciting! I shall tell my friends about this!
Silly. He's even more annoying than me. I get a proof that I'm not the most annoying thing in the world now.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
A reaper! Don't you reaper guys have a job to take souls of people?
No. World mistaken our job. We are rockers. Look now at our REAL job.
I NEVA.. WANTED TO BE LIKE THIS! I WISH I WASN'T LIKE THIS! PEOPLE MISTAKEN US I KNOW! THINKING WE ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE ONCE IN A ROW!
FUCK THE LYRICS WE KNOW OURS SUCK! WE'RE EMOS DON'T LIKE IT WELL THEN FUCK! I WILL FIGHT I WILL STAND AGAINST THE EVIL IN MY HEART...
That was amazing! Give me some CDs!
5 bucks each!

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
I should go outta this "Hell" place before I face something even weirder..
So um yeah, Satan, God owes you an apology for not being promoted, but he's not promoting you anyway.
Jesus.. he doesn't see me now.. but Satan does..
What? You tell me that escaper is behind me right now? Listen, Satan, don't try to change the topic or play your mind games with me..
Easy does it.. don't make a sound..
Now you tell me he's escaping. Satan, why do you expect me to believe you anyway? You're a devil and not only that, but the king of evil...

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Man that was close.
Uh.. hi buddy.
Uh.. hey Mr..?
Uh.. my name is.. uh.. Doobie.. uh yeah... Doobie... hehehe.. Doobie..
Um, hey, Mr. "Doobie".. can you take me back to the ship please? I'm really in a hurry.
Uh uh yeah.. I guess.. uh follow me..

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Later on the ship
Hello.. I guess you made it outta hell too.
Nah.. not really, I'm going to a concert for the band of Reapers and ya know..
The band of the Reapers?! Awesome!! Can I get a CD for free?!
No. I sell the CD higher in foreign countries. 10 bucks or no CD.
Aw, com'n!
No deal bro. Hoe's before bro's.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Dude you'll never guess what I've been through!
Oh yeah?
Huh?
Oh my..
God? Eh. He did to me the same he did to that bitch Eve and her husband.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Go hide you bum before anyone sees you!
Whatever.
Later at John's home
What the "hell" brought you here?
...
Oh yeah. Sorry. My bad. Well what do you want to have as a drink?
Do I look like I have time for a drink, John?!

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Well, tell me what you want.
I want to kill you, but if I do so I'll have no guide here. Fuck.
Alright, Satan. Stop being harsh. And being named "Satan" in here will frighten people out. Let's try naming you Gene.
"Gene" eh? What a name. But whatever. What's the freaking next step?
Ummm.. OK.. good. Now, let's find you a last name. How about my last name?
Gene Jon? Hah. Whatever, at least the names suit each other.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Now we can say that you can live here. Go on, Gene Jon! Enjoy the life here!
Enjoy you say. How am I about to enjoy a fucking thing when I don't even own a home?!
Ooops. Right. That was just a slight mistake. Well as I don't have room for you to live in my apartment.. hmm, I can actually let you live at my uncle's farm.
A farm. Pft. How boring.
Well that's all I can do.
Whatever.

 

by MareOctavius
7-09-07
Damn John! Without him I haven't been in any trouble like this! And damn Jesus, too! That bastard could've caught John!
Don't insult Jesus you bastard.
Shut up, you silly dog.
I'm not a silly dog! I'm totally a religious dog that never allows his god to be insulted! Plus, say DOG backwards and you'll see why do we love God and why are we so religious!
God won't leave me alone, too. He started talking to me through DOGS!
Hey, what's wrong with DOGS?

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
Wait.. isn't that the--
POOF!
Buddahbing!
Curses! Where do they come from?

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
MOST SHOCKING - UNDER SIEGE! A MAD MAN CAPTURED BY AARON SOMETHING!
Shoot me now! Or I'll grab that gon outta my dam car!
That idiot still thinks he has a gun in his car.. man I would've gone and bought some donuts...
Aaron Something
You see.. he was trying to suicide by cops! And.. and.. I don't know how but he was going to kill them before they kill him!
Well duh.
1 minute later
What? You don't have a gun?!
Duh?

 

No matter where.. no matter what.. the gun rules.
Move bitch, get out of the way, get out of the way bitch get out of the way!
by MareOctavius, 7-25-07

 

No matter in what, no matter who are they.. the gun rules.
Eeeh.. damn wabbits!
Move it, doc! Move it, doc!
by MareOctavius, 7-25-07

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
I Shouldn't Be Alive:- This man Zingo Ringo is lost in the desert and is awaiting for someone to rescue him.
W...Water... p-please...
Later after 5 days of desperation in the middle of the desert, the man gets rescued.
W-WATER!
Seriously.. how do these guys get in these desperate places?!
(After the Episode)
WHAT?!
Great job! I can tell that many homos were masturbating on your underwear-only figure. That will get us supreme show business.

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
ALIA[S]
*mwah* *kiss* I love you
I love you too
O dammit, Sydney, we've forgot ourself in making out.
*cry*
What..?!
I will be booted from the CIA.. I.. I don't want you as my boyfriend anymore! *kick* BYAAAA!!

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
40s CARTOONS
Meow! I will catch you you little mouse!
Oh no! Hey umm.. come ere.. isn't this old fashioned?
Yeah man, but what can we do? We tried stealing the fish episodes, we tried posing as anyone and roleplaying except.. oh yeah..
Yes.. him.. oh yeah...
21st Cen. Cartoons [part of reality]
Come here little America! Bush will eat you till the end!
Ahh you've already ate a part of me bitch!! Get awaaay!!

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
The fight will never end... this is the great bull demon that no ninja defeated.. until this day...
MOOOEEE!
Alright, what the fuck is with the sound effects? It says Moe instead of Moo..
MOOOEEEE!!
Hey umm, who's Moe?
I dunno, the sound effects just suck.
Alright, let's fight!..... Hey wait, since when you can talk?

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
Dude, the reviewers of our movies and documentaries AND shows, said that they suck.
COOL MAN!!
What? Is this what I get for trying to cheer you up?

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
Dude, Nash! I need your help, I mean the boss didn't like my documentary and I need to win the channel's directors' award!
What's so weird about that, Eric? I mean, you suck at this, it's normal the boss wouldn't like it.
...
Oh well, facts must be told.

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
Ahh, Nash told me that you were too nervous about the competition, Eric, and that you felt depressed when you couldn't share other directors.
Damn, he did?! I mean, yes sir..
I don't want any of my directors desperate so..
Com'n say it out bitch!
I won't let any director see your movies except me.
OUCH!

 

by MareOctavius
7-25-07
You know what, Nash? I'm thinkin' about quitting this job.
Oh well. What job are you looking for or planning to have?
I don't know actually. Could you suggest something suitable for me?
Really suitable?
Yes.
Don't feel bad but, your best suitable job is a cleaner or a copying machine boy. Especially with that hat of yours you know.

 

by MareOctavius
7-28-07
Dad remember when you told us about your story when they kicked you out of school?!
Yes, sure, I remember it perfectly.
Good, good! Seems history is repeating itself with me!

 

Dad! I've seen an AMAZING magician yesterday who transformed a tissue into an egg!
Oh yeah?! What's so trange in that if your mom was transforming my monthly income into a dress!
by MareOctavius, 7-28-07

 

by MareOctavius
7-28-07
One day Dr. Bill was too happy...
Dr. Bill! Mr. Sick's family called and they say that he's ill..
Haha.. now come on, he's not ill he just thinks he's ill, because there's nothing proving his illness.
Well alright.
Next day..
Dr. Bill, Mr. Sick who thought he was ill his family today thinks he's dead!
Ah well. Record this as the 105th situation of fake death.

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