What's this all about?

Author: Mariachi

Date: December 14, 2003

by Mariachi
12-14-03
hi, im ed mctavish and im astonishing
astonishingly lavish? it rhymes, see
do not mock me, boy, or i shall garotte you
do you actually know what that means?
hmmm... actually no. fancy a game of top trumps?
ok you flatulent oaf. i keeeeeeeel you