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by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
One fine night...
I am a ghost!
If you are a ghost, you would be invisible.
I am invisible!
Yeah, right. And my name is Joe.
Pt. 2 is coming soon!
Your name is Joe, moron.
Are you sure?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Now with 50% more Joe!
We are going to look at your childhood.
I hated my childhood.
We are going through a time warp.
Can I bring some comics along?
See Joe's Childhood! Coming Soon!
I'm getting sick.
That's just the airline food. It's natural.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
It's another caption! Yee-haw!
Here we are! In good old 1986!
What'd you freakin' do to me?
You are a child again! How joyous!
You suck.
Holy Comic Book That Is Really Cornball, Batman!
Look! I dissapeared!
Not helping.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
'Joe's Adventures' has been replaced temporarily by a poetic asian chick. Have a fun!
Hello, I am Yoo Ardumb.
Here is her poem...
You are a stupid fat jerk whose job does not have a perk!
Now on to Joe's Adventures #5!
I will start WWIII and tie you humans in a tree! Ha Ha! You Fools!

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Blooper: What should have been 'Joe's Adventures #3' two comics ago actually said it was 'Joe's Adventures #4' Ha Ha! We are so stupid!
Ha! You said you were stupid! Puny human!
You are so stupid...
I can't help but feel sad for your species!
Yes they are just too stupid.
Again, on with our continued story...
Which is why we are taking over your--
Shut up, you fool! *ahem* We are not taking over your puny stupid ignorant planet.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
We join Joe (finally) in the Detention Hall...
Hi, I'm Joe.
Totally, munchkin man. Now where's the chocolate milk?
There is no chocolate milk!
Right. That's not good.
Weren't expecting that were you? Ha!
I hate you, retard.
I'm actually a mass murderer named Jim Bobbie Dumpling!

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Star Joes Episode 7: The Phantom Mass Murderer Named Jim Bobbie Dumpling!
You don't want to mess with me!
I'm going to kill you and trade you in for chocolate milk!
Through a miraculous event of lack of graphics, Joe has melted into ashes!
Eep! Mommy!
I am going to get you!
I hate you, retard.
Ha! Tricked you, didn't I?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Cows are really interesting...
I want to be back in 2003 again.
Sorry.
I want to be grown-up again.
Maybe I know someone who can help you.
Later...
Crap.
Where did my pineapple go?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
The following was a paid program brought to you by Yoo Ardumb:
You're under arrest for indecent exposure and third-degree murder.
Good thing I have my Capitol One No-Hassle card!
I must get a Capitol One No-Hassle card if I'm not as geeky as Cpt. Biccard
So...Yeah. That was good.
Me can't believe it! Japan took over America!
Relax and listen to what our new leader, Yoo Ardumb, tells us.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
It's our 10th comic! That means something special will happen!
I hate the 80's. I hate being a teen.
Just step into the machine and wait.
Once inside the machine...
What's happening to me?
The machine is morphing you. We'll see your new form in the next panel.
Oh no! Jumping Jehosophats Yee-Haw!
I'm me again! But what happened to you, ghost?
I'm a terrorist! Lead me to your leading leader!

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
In Yoo Ardumb's Mansion...
Yoo Ardumb, you have a guest.
Send him in.
Princess Ardumb, I have come to destroy you and bring down your kingdom!
Is that right? Well, I'm much too busy for that. Go fight a war or something.
And so...
I will fight for you, Princess Ardumb! Or my name is not Yo'Mamma Bin Crappin!
Is this where alcoholics anonymous meets?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
During the war...
Do you have any explosives?
I'm afraid not. You must come with me!
Aaaah!
Ha! I kill myself!
This comic has just gotten weird.
Umm...Yeah, Yo'Mamma. We're going to have to cut you from the army.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Half a millisecond later...
Where am I?
Take a guess, genius!
Don't tell me I'm in HELL!
Okay. You're not.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm not?
No, I lied!

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
While walking around Hell...
Who are you?
I'm Allah.
You gotta be kidding me!
Nope. This is me, the God of the Idiots.
Ha ha ha ha!
What?
Whoops--Islams.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-23-03
Meanwhile:
Why'd you lock me up?
Because I'm evil. Ha!
I have a friend that will conquer you.
Oh, Yo'Mamma Bin Crappin?
These three rabbis walk into a bar...
Exactly. He will end up victorious.
He's in Hell. You're screwed.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
Still in prison...
Will you please let me out?
No. You are stupid.
If only Yo'Mamma was here.
Oops...I left my donut in the car.
Meanwhile...
Can I go home?
No. Go play with Cujo some more.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
Cooojo! Here, Cooojo!
No Cujo here. Only Satan.
Hello devil.
Ola, Yo'Mamma.
Could I possibly get out of here for some beans and rice?
Si. Mi es loco diablo.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
He's outta hell but back in the war...
How do I get outta here?
You're already out. The President thinks you're a terrorist or some crap like that.
Who the heck are you?
Yo, I'm Stewart Pid but you can call me Stu.
Lemme guess...You wanna come with me?
Exactly, man.

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
One night at the Backernom household...
I have to burn that CD for Joe. What's that noise?
It's a demon!
Yes! I am the demon of the RIAA!
Hey man, that RIAA demon crap is crazy.
Yeah, brother. Pass me another joint, a'ight?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
Presenting a parody of the 'Asian Girls' series.
yes
Do you want to do this backwards?

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
Another fine night...
I don't know. Should we really be lighting your sister's CD collection?
Of course. The RIAA demon told me to.
The RIAA demon? Who the heck is that?
It's a demon that kills filesharers.
Ola, senorita. Mi es el RIAA diablo.
Aaaaeeiii!!!

 

by MarioMaster00
9-24-03
Demons do not speak Spanish!
Si, mi es no habla espanol.
So boys and girls, do not believe anything the writer of these comics may say.
Usted es un saco retardado de alimento de perro.
What'd you say about my mother?
No. Pero su madre era un mal hámster con el pelo azul.

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